thewoodsmansoldier: (Angry)
thewoodsmansoldier ([personal profile] thewoodsmansoldier) wrote2012-12-22 02:05 am

2nd Missive [Action/Video]

[Corbec returned to his apartment after a day of training in the woods and closed the door behind him. He was tired, both from training and from the overall exhausting ordeal of getting used to this strange new place he still found himself stuck in. Things here were very different from what he was used to, and he found himself having relatively normal conversations with the kind of people that would normally be out for his blood. Of course, he supposed that also meant things were quite a bit better here, but it confused him nonetheless. Shaking his head to himself, he headed to his bedroom and proceeded to set his things down. He placed his las-rifle next to his bed. He did not feel he would need it here, but the habits of an old soldier weren't known for dying easily. He laid down and tried falling asleep. He was having an easier time of it now than he was when he first arrived, but he still had trouble with it occasionally. After an hour or two, he finally felt himself begin to drift asleep. Then he heard a rustling noise coming from his bedside table. With the reflexes expected of a soldier of his experience, he jolted back from the border of sleep and flicked on the lamp to see a tiny man in a green suit going through his journal. He snatched up his rifle and forcefully smacked the tiny man with the butt of it, sending the green clad pygmy flying across the room and into the wall, where he sank to the ground, moaning. Corbec stood up and approached the man, rifle leveled at him.]

Who are you, little man, and what are you doing in my house!?

[The small man looked up at Corbec and began gesticulating wildly. Corbec had seen this type of behavior before, the small man was attempting to cast a spell! This place had gotten to him, made him too trusting of magic. It was clear to him now that there was something at work here, and he was going to get to the bottom of it after he had dealt with this infantile intruder. Corbec tightened his grip on the trigger, and the small man's eyes widened. The small man then jumped up and booked it as fast as he could for the cover of the underside of the bed. Corbec let off a burst of fire from his las-rifle, but he was still groggy from sleep, and the little green imp was surprisingly fast, causing him to only leave scorch marks on the wall of his apartment. Corbec cursed under his breath and headed to the bed, placing a hand under it and using his body to flip it over. As he took aim again, he saw the intruder looking to the open window. So that was how he had gotten in. Corbec was not going to let him escape the same way, and shot out the clamp on the window, causing the lifted panel of glass to slam shut once again. The little man screamed, a high pitched wail painful to the ears, and booked it for the door. The little man began pounding on the door desperately with his tiny fists in a vain attempt to break his way out. Corbec aimed his rifle at the tiny man once again, and began advancing...]


((OOC: The video is accidental, and was started by the elf while it was fiddling with the journal. As such, the video coverage of the event is only what can be seen from the journal's position on the bedside table, though it can see most of it aside from the initial rifle smack and standing up. Also, naturally this event is loud and coming from Corbec's apartment, so feel free to interrupt at the point of the end of the entry with either a journal call or physically coming into his apartment to see what is going on. ))
thefinaljedi: (Looking official)

[Video]

[personal profile] thefinaljedi 2012-12-22 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Sir, I wouldn't hurt him. He's pretty harmless.
keyandstar: (Default)

Action!

[personal profile] keyandstar 2012-12-22 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Lirael had a habit of just aimlessly roaming around the village, exploring it and getting to know it. It was a leftover from her years of working in the Great Library and uncovering some of its many secrets.

The loud bangs from Corbec's appartment made her jump in alarm, and while this clearly wasn't her house and probably none of her business she felt a sense of responsibility kick in that prompted her to enter the building anyway. Many people could have been seriously harmed over the years had she not been there to help them. The library is a dangerous place.

So she made her way in, figuring out by the position of the window that slammed shut what door had to be the right one. Hesitantly she tried the door, expecting it to be locked but you never could know.
]
quicktoanger: (Amused)

[Video]

[personal profile] quicktoanger 2012-12-23 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Woah, woah, Corbec. Hey. You can't be assaulting the elves! That's a one-way ticket to the naughty list!"
thefinaljedi: (Dorksmile)

Re: [Video]

[personal profile] thefinaljedi 2012-12-23 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Trying to provoke a reaction quite like that. Or perhaps he's just trying to spread some holiday spirit?
quicktoanger: (Grin)

[Video]

[personal profile] quicktoanger 2012-12-23 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
"It's the politically correct replacement for slave pygmies, and I'd imagine it's probably making sure you've been nice instead of naughty."
thefinaljedi: (Bewildered)

[Video]

[personal profile] thefinaljedi 2012-12-23 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yea, that's right. He's some sort of Christmas thing from the Malnosso.

thefinaljedi: (EU Get Away from her!)

[Video]

[personal profile] thefinaljedi 2012-12-23 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe. If he's giving you trouble. What'd he do, anyway?
herotypical: [ neutral ; conversation ; angry ] (✝ jealous of your cigarette)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2012-12-23 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...Corbec?

[ she hasn't spoken to the man since his arrival, but...] You're broadcasting. You might want to consider keeping it PG. Y'know, for the kids. Elf-murdering isn't really good for the ratings.
quicktoanger: (Come again?)

[Video]

[personal profile] quicktoanger 2012-12-23 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"You assaulted him. I dunno if it counts as bias if it's completely valid, man."
herotypical: [ snarky ; angry ; pout ] (✝ our childhood then our youth)

[Video]

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-12-23 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
They seem to be like that. The one in my room won't stop going through my dresser drawers. At first I thought it was someone else, but...

[ she trails off. ]
all7seas: (don't have termites do you?)

[voice]

[personal profile] all7seas 2012-12-23 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
SHOOTING him won't help, mate. Might I suggest treacle?
all7seas: (oooooor fish nature)

[Video]

[personal profile] all7seas 2012-12-23 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Because it's devilishly sticky!
thefinaljedi: (Grin)

[Video]

[personal profile] thefinaljedi 2012-12-23 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That's pretty harmless, then. Pretty jumpy, aren't you?
herotypical: [ neutral ; snark ; angry ] (✝ give me half as much)

[Video]

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-12-24 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure these things have the house-breaking awareness of a roach. Or maybe a squirrel.

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